This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
my liver is dry heaving
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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