You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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