I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I want her autograph on my taint
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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