absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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