like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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