i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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