Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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