I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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