He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
pray to the hookup gods
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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