Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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