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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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