ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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