then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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