my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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