There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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