yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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