carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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