I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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