How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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