My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Randomize
