My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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