We're facebook friends in real life
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
