Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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