No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
