My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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