I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So apparently I’m into choking now
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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