I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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