I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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