Whod you bang
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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