I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Say something about gay babies.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
