im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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