whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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