***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Do vagina's smell?
My balls are so social today.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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