Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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