You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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