used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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