How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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