You work out of a Hotel?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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