She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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