how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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