At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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