got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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