This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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