no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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