walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
