she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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