Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
