It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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