We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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