Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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