12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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