My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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