And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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