Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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