he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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