Do vagina's smell?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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