i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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